In yesterday morning’s Nintendo Direct, the first one in several months, Nintendo of America head Reggie Fils-Aime revealed that several more hit hit titles from their home console would be getting portable ports in the near future. The new lineup includes Super Mario Maker, Yoshi’s Woolly World, and even a new take on the previously […]
TRR: Aussie Pride Featured in Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games
In a strong show of diversity and celebration of different world cultures, Sega’s own Shadow the Hedgehog has taken to shouting ‘cunt’ during the Olympic soccer competition, like a filthy fucking bogan. “I started hanin’ out with that echidna, ya know? I mean, I always thought he was a mean fucker, but once you get […]
TRR: Hillary Clinton Finally Finds The Perfect Christmas Gift For Bill: Nintendo’s Balloon Fight
“Don’t tell him, it’s a surprise!” the official Presidential nominee of the Democratic National Convention told us in an exclusive interview after her nomination. The former Secretary of State was using the opportunity to pre-order Nintendo’s upcoming NES Classic Edition on her phone, presumably for her husband and former POTUS himself, Bill Clinton. When asked […]
TRR: Boy Scout Nintendo Reminds Shareholders It Didn’t Make Pokémon Go; Apparently Hates Money
Never one to enjoy a healthy profit margin for long, Nintendo today issued a statement to stockholders reminding the morons that they did not create the hit mobile application Pokémon Go. The result of reminding the powers that be was, of course, that their $3 billion value lead over previous industry leader Sony evaporated in […]
TRR: Final Splatfest is Over; Wii U Loses Only Game Worth Playing
This weekend marked the final Splatfest in Nintendo’s surprise hit Splatoon for Wii U, with Nintendo thugs engaging in squid-on-squid gang warfare over which of the two Squid Sisters they like best. By the time the war was over, Marie had beaten her sister by a tight margin of twenty points, and hundreds of squids had […]
TRR: Sonic Mania Promises A Return to Form for a Fifth Time
Just like Sonic Rush, Sonic the Hedgehog 4, Sonic Colors, and Sonic Generations before it, Sega hopes to go back to the series’ roots for a fifth time to play on peoples’ nostalgia and false expectations for the Sonic franchise. This time, in true 2D. “Fuck it, why not?” Sonic Team head Takashi Iizuka reportedly […]
Cloud Confirmed for Sm4sh, and it’s Kind of Monumental
Cloud for Sm4sh. Cloud Strife, hired hitman for a familiarly named eco-terrorist group and former SOLDIER Cloud Strife, in all of his glorious chocobo-haired goodness has been confirmed for Super Smash Bros. for Wii U and 3DS. But if you’ve been on the Internet at all in the last 48 hours, you already knew that. […]
Still Think the Female Gamer Majority Only Plays Mobile Games?
Think again. 2015 has become a controversial year for the great debate of whether or not women are actually ‘gamers’, or just casual plebs who stick to Candy Crush on their phones. Despite several studies in recent years disproving that stereotype, ranging from the ESA’s annual report to more independent ones by people like Ashly […]
The Kimmel Controversy
Last week on August 26th, YouTube launched its new streaming platform, YouTube Gaming, with the hopes of competing with the likes of Twitch. Rumors flew around a year ago about Google possibly acquiring Twitch and, looking at YouTube’s ongoing controversies over copyright claims, many people got really, really scared of what that would mean for them. […]
Mother is on Virtual Console and Why That’s a Big Deal
At the start of yesterday’s Nintendo World Championships, we were all hit with a major surprise, introduced by Shigesato Itoi. EarthBound Beginnings, better known as Mother or EarthBound Zero in the west, was announced for immediate release on Virtual Console and introduced in a very personal statement by the game’s creator. The game itself was […]