In yesterday morning’s Nintendo Direct, the first one in several months, Nintendo of America head Reggie Fils-Aime revealed that several more hit hit titles from their home console would be getting portable ports in the near future. The new lineup includes Super Mario Maker, Yoshi’s Woolly World, and even a new take on the previously […]
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TRR: Aussie Pride Featured in Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games
In a strong show of diversity and celebration of different world cultures, Sega’s own Shadow the Hedgehog has taken to shouting ‘cunt’ during the Olympic soccer competition, like a filthy fucking bogan. “I started hanin’ out with that echidna, ya know? I mean, I always thought he was a mean fucker, but once you get […]
TRR: Hillary Clinton Finally Finds The Perfect Christmas Gift For Bill: Nintendo’s Balloon Fight
“Don’t tell him, it’s a surprise!” the official Presidential nominee of the Democratic National Convention told us in an exclusive interview after her nomination. The former Secretary of State was using the opportunity to pre-order Nintendo’s upcoming NES Classic Edition on her phone, presumably for her husband and former POTUS himself, Bill Clinton. When asked […]
TRR: Boy Scout Nintendo Reminds Shareholders It Didn’t Make Pokémon Go; Apparently Hates Money
Never one to enjoy a healthy profit margin for long, Nintendo today issued a statement to stockholders reminding the morons that they did not create the hit mobile application Pokémon Go. The result of reminding the powers that be was, of course, that their $3 billion value lead over previous industry leader Sony evaporated in […]
TRR: Final Splatfest is Over; Wii U Loses Only Game Worth Playing
This weekend marked the final Splatfest in Nintendo’s surprise hit Splatoon for Wii U, with Nintendo thugs engaging in squid-on-squid gang warfare over which of the two Squid Sisters they like best. By the time the war was over, Marie had beaten her sister by a tight margin of twenty points, and hundreds of squids had […]
Cloud Confirmed for Sm4sh, and it’s Kind of Monumental
Cloud for Sm4sh. Cloud Strife, hired hitman for a familiarly named eco-terrorist group and former SOLDIER Cloud Strife, in all of his glorious chocobo-haired goodness has been confirmed for Super Smash Bros. for Wii U and 3DS. But if you’ve been on the Internet at all in the last 48 hours, you already knew that. […]
Mother is on Virtual Console and Why That’s a Big Deal
At the start of yesterday’s Nintendo World Championships, we were all hit with a major surprise, introduced by Shigesato Itoi. EarthBound Beginnings, better known as Mother or EarthBound Zero in the west, was announced for immediate release on Virtual Console and introduced in a very personal statement by the game’s creator. The game itself was […]
6 Ways To Spot A Fake GBA Game
A day or two ago, I spotted an ad on twitter claiming to show me six tips for spotting a fake handbag on eBay. Because I’m really the sort of girl who gives a crap about designer handbags, right? Right. Since I would rather not show the ad in question on my own site, here’s […]
Splatoon Gives Me 90s Kid Vibes And That’s OK
Remember the 90s? For a majority of people who might be reading this, you probably lived through the 90s as one of the internet’s fabled ’90s kids’ like I did. Remember slap bracelets, Tamagachi, and Nickelodeon Gak? Yeah, good times, good times. Remember GoldenEye? That game was the best, right? Screaming at the splitscreen with […]
Zelda: Oracle of Seasons and Oracle of Ages Review
This article was originally published on ZeldaInformer.com It was also posted on my personal website, thelostmd.com The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons and Oracle of Ages are one long game split into two chapters: One where Link is sent by the Triforce to protect the Oracle of Seasons, Din, and another where Link is […]